FRPW: Alexa Bliss vs Liv Morgan-No Holds Barred

 

Happy WrestleMania Weekend! To celebrate Triple Hitler's poor booking decisions, made in an effort to keep his TKO Overlords happy, I have for you guys an actual good booking decision. In this installment of FAKED Reality Pornographic Wrestling, we have the gorgeous Alexa Bliss versus the crazy hot Liv Morgan-two superstars who were practically built off the same gimmick of being Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn in your house. It's high time that these two meet face to face and settle their feud in the Squared Circle-with No Holds Barred. And as you can see, that very much includes tongue punching fart-boxes. 

This one was a long time coming. I mean, as a general fan of the product, and as a degenerate Goonther, this is a dream come true. Admittedly, I never really saw either of them wrestle that much since I was out of love with wrestling by the time they made their debuts. I was aware of them, but didn't know much beyond that. What I could tell you is that they are definitely my kind of woman. Liv in particular is so adorable, and from what I seen lately, is actually pretty decent in the ring. I've said this before, but I love where we live in an era where the female superstars can be good looking models and good performers at the same time. WWE's Women's Division is filled to the brim with talent on every level. There's so many that I'm actually afraid of how many will have to be let go because there's no room for them. I will go ahead and say on the record that if Fallon Henley is let go, I will never forgive them and will aid in a divisional takeover of Creative to get her and others like Gigi Dolin back where they belong (I say this like I have actual power, lol). 

Getting back in the ring before the ten count here, I'm actually a little more proud of the match card graphic than the fake itself. It's not the most professional, but the finished product is better than other non-fakes I've done. Between the renders and the lighting, everything just come out so nicely. I will note that I was originally going to call this a "No Hoes Barred" match, but I felt that "No Holds Barred" fit better given the fake. Plus, the Godfather isn't involved, so it just doesn't feel right. I must say that the new technique with threshold has really been a game changer for me. Having such versatile control over highlights and shadows is so nice, and it was found by complete accident. I feel like if I went to school for Graphic Design, I would be Good Will Gooning. While AI has creatively enhanced all my work tremendously, the various traditional techniques I've learned have made these levels above my old work. Hopefully, I can learn even more to go even further beyond.

The question now is, where does FRPW go from here? The next logical answer to that is Rhea Ripley. That one is going to require a ton of work. I have the vision for it, and it involves a wrestler from the other promotion (not the one you're thinking of, most likely), so it is going to require a lot of storyboarding and getting the proper materials prepared. I am determined to do it though, because that's the only way to get better. For now, I think it is time to give the ASOIAF fake a shot again. After all these previous fakes, I think I have a much better grasp on how to approach it now. Hopefully it works out this time.

One last thing, if you enjoy WWE themed fakes, head on over to Person_101010's blog (https://person101010.blogspot.com/?zx=54eb1c37ef4a296). They have a ton of WWE fakes that I think are very good and in a similar style to this fake. They also have a Telegram where you can see their work early. Go check them out.

With all that out of the way, I hope you enjoyed this episode of FRPW, and as always, stay safe out there.