FRPW: FATAL INFLUENCE'S OPEN CHALLENGE

 

    Ladies and gentlemen... freaks and geeks...losers and gooners...the following contest is scheduled for ONE FUCK! And is for...the FRPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!

    For those who missed the last post, welcome to FAKED Reality Pornographic Wrestling-the series that will immortalize Erotic Entertainment! The story so far is that our inaugural Tag Team Champions are the even more Fatal Influence of Anna Jay and Lainey Reid. However, Lainey is still in recovery from their last XXXtreme Rules Match against Toxic Attraction's Gigi Dolin and Tatum Paxley. Therefore, the Tag Team Championship is being contested under the Freebird Rule, with Fatal Influence's leader Fallon Henley defending in place of Reid. Per the rules of FRPW, all championship titles are intergender and must be defended in an Open Challenge at least once a month. Tonight's challenge has been answered by some local jobbers, and while they certainly won't last long with this gorgeous duo, they are going to go into business for themselves and leave a lasting impression. Fatal Influence won't be able to compete for a least a few weeks after tonight's bout.

   Alright, time to break kayfabe. This took so much time to figure out. As much as I appreciate what can be done with AI, it it also the most frustrating thing in the world to work with. The amount of headaches that were induced trying to generate what seem like basic things is almost enough to send you into the long sleep. However, I wouldn't have been able to be this creative without it. It's one of those cases where it takes so long to get everything right that you almost want to give up, but when everything finally comes together, it is the most cathartic feeling in the world. It's far from perfect-there are so many things that I couldn't fix to save my life-but this is definitely up there in terms of my best work. At the very least, I hope you can see the passion behind it. 

   So with a successful-albeit rough-title defense, we'll have to see where FRPW will go from here. Like I said in the last post, if you have any ideas for this promotion, feel free to leave them in the comments. Obviously this won't overtake my usual work. I wouldn't want it too since so much work has to go into creating these. If I did this exclusively, I'm going to start behaving like an SCJerker, and that's the last thing I want to happen. 

   Until next time, happy holidays to you all and stay safe out there.